Agreed. Mos def. I would love to see all bicycle race riders equipped with TEC-9s duct-taped to their handlebars and when an idiot fan comes across them, ZAP… fan down.
I say to remedy this situation we equip each rider with a baseball bat to club idiots with! To encourage use of bat: For every idiot on the tarmac you hit you subtract 1 second from your final time! You can construct each bike with a holder for when there are less idiots around! Whose with me !?!?!
Holy crap that crash at 0:44 is scary-looking.
lol sorry cracked got me first
thumbs up if REDDIT sent you here
Thumbs up if Cracked sent you here.
Oh my God! The guy that gets creamed in the sprint! Did he even survive? When did that happen?
Agreed. Mos def. I would love to see all bicycle race riders equipped with TEC-9s duct-taped to their handlebars and when an idiot fan comes across them, ZAP… fan down.
This is amazing. I freaking love his accent.
Cracked
I say to remedy this situation we equip each rider with a baseball bat to club idiots with! To encourage use of bat: For every idiot on the tarmac you hit you subtract 1 second from your final time! You can construct each bike with a holder for when there are less idiots around! Whose with me !?!?!
Hey Didi the Devil shouldn’t be in this montage, he knows what he’s doing 🙂
Jens is amazing:)
Hes getting pretty old now. SO how about make him the head of the UCI? He gets my vote for sure 😀
Jens is hella funny! Now if only the fans would listen to him.
You gotta love this guy! He’s one of the cyclists I’d most like to meet!
jens has the best attitude of any athlete i know!
jens has class! he’s right
“and people with cameras, OH MY GOD…..” Gotta love him!
mom dad what am i supposed to do here? is he the funniest cyclist ever?
The worst are those attention wh0res who wear the stupid Borhat thongs and run IN FRONT of the riders, like Palomar on ’09 Tour of California.
Certainly he is right!